Somewhere south of Calgary
I’ll be the first to admit, it may have been a mistake to leave Fernie after the show Friday night and start into Calgary to avoid leaving at 7am and fighting to stay on time the next day. I didn’t manage to get a hold of the aunt that I could stay with, but figured she would call by the time I reached the city three hours later. The drive wasn’t as bad as I thought. I realized that it’s been awhile since I did any night driving on the highway, and I was again reminded of Dave Soroka who says he prefers the night. He cites Bruce Springsteen’s Nebraska as one of the perfect albums for such a night. For me, it was Ani DiFranco, Macy Gray, and a coffee at the 7-11 that kept me remarkably alert.
But the closer I came to Calgary, the more I began to realize that I wouldn’t get a hold of my aunt and it was now far too late to call on any of my other alternatives. Then, I realized that the Calgary Stampede—the single largest tourist trap to takeover the city of Calgary during the summer—is in full swing. Perhaps that’s where my aunt is, like the rest of the city, tourists and locals alike. This epiphany alerts me to the fact that available hotel rooms, if it comes to that, may not be exactly abundant and will certainly come at a premium.
About 80km outside Calgary, I get inventive. I think I’m in Black Diamond. I could be in Black Diamond. I stop at a motel, figuring that outside Calgary the rooms will be cheap and I’ll just head in in the morning. I stop at the Twin Cities Motel (where am I again?) and enter the bar to see if there are still a few rooms available upstairs. I walk past a couple large tables of men in cowboy hats and women in tight jeans. A couple grinds slowly on the dance floor in front of the one-man band singing some Randy Travis and playing electric guitar over a karaoke track.
The bartender tells me there’s one room left; it’s cheap, and it has a shared bathroom. I take it. I walk out to bring in my bags just as the singer, who is impressively loud for a one-man band, finishes his song. A long-haired blonde places a request by throwing her head back and singing loudly, “I’ve been cheated, been mistreated, when will I be loved.”
After a quick reorganization of some things in the car, I grab my bags and march in, just in time to hear the singer finish his next song. The blonde starts in again, a little more slur to her lyrics this time: “I’ve been cheated.” No go. The singer launches into a little Garth Brooks, predictably “Friends in Low Places.” This reminds me of a karaoke bar I used to frequent in Saskatoon before I was the legal age to be in the bar. We hung at this local dive, the only place we were brave enough to use our fake ID. Practically every night we showed up, we encountered Freddie, an old Asian line cook who would present his version of Garth, always changing up the lyric. “I’ve got friend in lonely places,” Freddie would recite in a thick accent to an enthusiastic crowd of regulars.
I think I lost my cell phone charger. Back to the car for a long and fruitless search, where I turn up my glasses but no charger. Eventually, I venture back to my room above the bar, wondering when the one-man band will finish his last set. The persistent blonde has now gathered support among her drinking buddies. As the singer finished his song, a whole chorus of men and women pipe up: “I’ve been cheated, been mistreated. . .” I welcome the shift to a little Roy Orbison. Between the one-man band and the coffee for the road, I’m incredibly thankful for a good book to see me through the rest of the night.
But the closer I came to Calgary, the more I began to realize that I wouldn’t get a hold of my aunt and it was now far too late to call on any of my other alternatives. Then, I realized that the Calgary Stampede—the single largest tourist trap to takeover the city of Calgary during the summer—is in full swing. Perhaps that’s where my aunt is, like the rest of the city, tourists and locals alike. This epiphany alerts me to the fact that available hotel rooms, if it comes to that, may not be exactly abundant and will certainly come at a premium.
About 80km outside Calgary, I get inventive. I think I’m in Black Diamond. I could be in Black Diamond. I stop at a motel, figuring that outside Calgary the rooms will be cheap and I’ll just head in in the morning. I stop at the Twin Cities Motel (where am I again?) and enter the bar to see if there are still a few rooms available upstairs. I walk past a couple large tables of men in cowboy hats and women in tight jeans. A couple grinds slowly on the dance floor in front of the one-man band singing some Randy Travis and playing electric guitar over a karaoke track.
The bartender tells me there’s one room left; it’s cheap, and it has a shared bathroom. I take it. I walk out to bring in my bags just as the singer, who is impressively loud for a one-man band, finishes his song. A long-haired blonde places a request by throwing her head back and singing loudly, “I’ve been cheated, been mistreated, when will I be loved.”
After a quick reorganization of some things in the car, I grab my bags and march in, just in time to hear the singer finish his next song. The blonde starts in again, a little more slur to her lyrics this time: “I’ve been cheated.” No go. The singer launches into a little Garth Brooks, predictably “Friends in Low Places.” This reminds me of a karaoke bar I used to frequent in Saskatoon before I was the legal age to be in the bar. We hung at this local dive, the only place we were brave enough to use our fake ID. Practically every night we showed up, we encountered Freddie, an old Asian line cook who would present his version of Garth, always changing up the lyric. “I’ve got friend in lonely places,” Freddie would recite in a thick accent to an enthusiastic crowd of regulars.
I think I lost my cell phone charger. Back to the car for a long and fruitless search, where I turn up my glasses but no charger. Eventually, I venture back to my room above the bar, wondering when the one-man band will finish his last set. The persistent blonde has now gathered support among her drinking buddies. As the singer finished his song, a whole chorus of men and women pipe up: “I’ve been cheated, been mistreated. . .” I welcome the shift to a little Roy Orbison. Between the one-man band and the coffee for the road, I’m incredibly thankful for a good book to see me through the rest of the night.








