Winnipeg to Sault Ste. Marie--a lesson in trail mix

Trail mix hierarchy as discovered driving from Winnipeg to Sault Ste. Marie:

Pick past the papaya to get to the dried pineapple
Pick past the raisins to get to the dried papaya
Pick past the soy nuts to get the raisins
Pick past the almonds to get the soy nuts
Pick past the sunflower seeds to get to the almonds
Pick past the peanuts to get to the sunflower seeds

Find a squirrel and distribute peanuts freely.